May 20, 2005 04:00
Croydon's newest elected politician, A Palling MP, was caught snogging a ghastly tory slapper at the election count last week.
Lucy Lastic said "Geraint Davies told me that if I didn't vote for him I'd wake up in bed with Mr Palling. And I did! Hoorah for Geraint, he actually told the truth for once."
Lucy is 15.