YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU MAKE ME CRAZY, YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU LOOK AMAZING

Mar 24, 2010 15:14

Since I know some of you have wanted to get to know them, here's a...

ZE:A PIMP POST



CAUTION: VERY IMAGE AND VIDEO HEAVY. ENTER IF YOU DARE.


ZE:A is a 9-member boyband from Star Empire entertainment, which is the same company that manages girl group Jewelry. They had a reality show prior to their debut called "Empire Children" on MNET. It hasn't been subbed yet, and most of the accounts that uploaded the episodes are suspended :( But you can watch cuts of them on youtube.

Anyways, on to the members. I'll try and make this as unbiased as possible:



1.) Moon Junyoung [the leader]
Birthday: 2.9.1989
Blood type: A
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 64 Kg
Hobby: Soccer & bowling
Trivia: Junyoung's known for being a former ulzzang as well as for his resemblance to Micky Yoochun from DBSK. I can see the resemblance not just in his face, but in his voice. He's got a deep speaking and singing voice, similar to Micky's.



2.) Kim Kevin [the Australian]
Birthday: 2.23.1988
Blood type: A
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 60 Kg
Hobby: Internet Shopping & computer games
Trivia: Kevin speaks 4 languages [English, Korean, Japanese, and Chinese]. As his title indicates, he's from Australia. Some people say he has an accent but I don't notice it, but that's probably because I'm oblivious to Kevin's voice when he's got such a nice body *__* Okay, ignore that. Kevin's one of the main rappers in the group. And though he is the oldest, he is not the leader, obviously.



3.) Hwang Kwanghee [the Jo Kwon impersonator]
Birthday: 8.25.1988
Blood type: A
Height: 179 cm
Weight: 60 Kg
Hobby: Tennis, cooking, & scuba diving
Trivia: Kwanghee is Siwan's best friend. Kwanghee has mentioned on more than one occasion that he idolizes Jo Kwon and wants to become just like him. I don't know about you guys, but I think any guy who wants to emulate Jo Kwon is pretty awesome. I also find it slightly ironic that he wants to emulate Jo Kwon, yet he bears a resemblance to Seulong. Maybe it's just me.



4.) Im Siwan [the fashionista]
Birthday: 12.1.1988
Blood type: B
Height: 175 cm
Weight: 51 Kg
Hobby: Violin & Snow boarding
Trivia: Siwan is best friends with Kwanghee. He's also known as the group fashionista and "best face," probably due to the fact that he dresses the best, is obsessed with fashion, and is gorgeous. If you watch "Mazeltov," Siwan's the one who looks like Key.



5.) Kim Taehun [the One who always wears sunglasses]
Birthday: 6.18.1989
Blood type: A
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 63 Kg
Hobby: Sports and beatboxing
Trivia: You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a picture of Taehun NOT wearing sunglasses. Okay, it's not that difficult but still, every single picture he's wearing sunglasses! Anyways, Taehun is one of the main rappers of the group. He also has the role as "umma of the group," meaning he's like the mom.



6.) Jung Heechul [the rapping Wookie-lookalike]
Birthday: 12.9.1989
Blood type: B
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 58 Kg
Hobby: Soccer & Trumpet
Trivia: Yes, he looks kinda like Wookie. Yes, he's my bias. Yes, I originally started to like him because he looks like Wookie. But now, he's lost his Wookieness, at least to me. I think it stopped after "Mazeltov" and he did his rapping *__* Anyways, Heechul is the main rapper in the group. He's supposed to be known as the "arrogant rapper," but...he's not that arrogant. He's a dork and he fails at life. Ok, I exaggerate but he's really such a dork. His ideal type is Jessica which makes him perfect /bricked. Stop me before I completely spazz over this guy. Moving on...



7.) Ha Minwoo [the cute dancer]
Birthday: 9.6.1990
Blood type: B
Height: 178 cm
Weight: 54 Kg
Hobby: Dancing & cooking
Trivia: Minwoo's the main dancer of the group. He's also the one who goes "OH! OH!" during "Mazeltov." Not sure if that's helpful or not. Anyways, he's so frickin' cute. Seriously, looking through the pictures I found, I can't get over how cute he is. Ugh, anyways, Minwoo's adorable. That's all you need to know.



8.) Park Hyungshik [the aegyo prince]
Birthday: 11.16.1991
Blood type: AB
Height: 183 cm
Weight: 65 Kg
Hobby: Skiing & playing Games
Trivia: Hyungshik stole his nickname from Kwanghee. He's now the "prince" of the group. Kwanghee is very bitter about this. This is going to sound REALLY weird but I love Hyungshik's nose. It's just got this little round tip and it makes him look like a teddy bear. I found it so adorable. Okay, that was more than anyone needed to know. Hyungshik's in charge of the aegyo since he's one of the youngest members. He does a pretty good job of it.....HIS NOSE ♥



9.) Kim Dongjun [the built maknae]
Birthday:2.11.1992
Blood type:B
Height:175 cm
Weight:52 Kg
Hobby:Soccer
Trivia: Seriously, he should not have a body like that. He's 18, I know, but he's the frickin' maknae! He's better built than some of his hyungs. Dongjun's got a big personality. He's hilarious, as is evident the time he crossdressed as an actress he looks like [I forgot her name, sorry] and then ripped his shirt off to expose his...abs [censored for unnecessary commentary]. He doesn't act like a maknae, at least to me. Hyungshik's more like a maknae than Dongjun is. Anyways, Dongjun's awesome, he's just noona-bait.

Now for a random picspam to show you another side of the boys:









That's Heechul in the background laughing like a psychopath





















Their one and only music video:

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Random videos, including their CF for Jamband:

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Since I want people to get to know the members individually, here are their intro videos [subbed]:

Dongjun:

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Taehun:

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Siwan:

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Minwoo:

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Hyungshik:

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Heechul:

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Kevin:

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Junyoung:

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Kwanghee:

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Links to download their singles [both links are from bestfiction:

Nativity
Leap for Detonation

Sources:
ZE:A fanpage on Facebook
fuckyeahzea on tumblr
Youtube
Wikipedia

If you find yourself drawn to Heechul and/or Siwan, please join jungheechuladay and siwanaday. Yes, I mod them. Don't judge me!

I hope you all found this helpful. I was more than happy to do this and I'm glad I finally got a chance to do it. These boys need more love both as a group and as individuals. I hope I just created more ZE:A fans on my F-list. I love making pimp posts so don't be afraid to ask for one in the future.

MAJUREUTABU~! ♥

ze:a are jewish, i've a fetish for hyungshik's nose, kwanghee is jo kwon 2.0, the only heechul worth sexing, it's hard out here for a pimp, siwan is a diva

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