COSCO

[carcin0gen]

my dad put me on his cosco membership, because like, if i ever need anything in bulk he wants me to be able to have access to shit in bulk. i mean, i have to pay for the stuff in bulk - but now i have access to whatever it is i need... in bulk. so if you guys need like 600 reams of paper but you don't really know where to procure said paper at discounted prices - let's just say i know a place & i got a picture ID to get us in there.

holyshit i'm such an adult to the maximum fantasticum.