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[carcin0gen]

i have my millionth job interview at NYPIRG today for a just-above-poverty-line position i really need, but doesn't start until the end of august. dude, i totally need a job. i totally don't think i need a job at NYPIRG though. i kinda care about trees, like in the way every red-blooded american cares about trees. like i like em and shit, but i don't know if i need to sit at a desk and formally like them. i kinda like the homeless though, and that's what i told them on my previous interview, and i guess that's why they invited me back once again. i also have other interests. if youre curious, you know how to reach me. i have a CV and a formal professional resume. i used to have business cards that i printed up off the lycos site. they said something about fish... i think that's why i don't have a real job yet.

I KNOW THE KIDS NEED ME!!!!!!!!