12 hours of school in 1 sitting is just not right...
I had my long day yesterday..
It started off in Mgmt class where we were looking at the McDonald's website on the internet where you can go all around the world and see their menus. www.mcdonalds.com, right?.. and so we were looking on the McDonalds in India and it had a McCurry Salad and a McTofu Stirfry Sandwich or something relatively close to that..
A lot of people where like, ">[]< SPEEEEW!! THAT IS SOO FRIGGIN' GROSS! WHY BE VEGETARIAN?!"
I was like, ".....I'm vegetarian.." and as if I had slapped them in the face they were all like, "o[]o OMG! WHY!? THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! PEOPLE NEED MEAT! WHY ARE YOU VEGETARIAN!?" I scream back, "'CAUSE I LIKE TAKIN' A SHIT 12 TIMES A DAY!....(glare everyone down around me)..FUCK YOUR CHICKEN SANDWICH!!".. I can't believe that I said that.. , but as hard as it currently is not to not want to eat something with meat in it, nothin' beats a good detox.. I'd give myself an enema everyday if I could.. (j/k, I'd just embarrass myself.. If you have not read an enema or suppository label, I strongly suggest you do so, especially before using one. LIFT LEG, INSERT RECTALLY, AND RUN TO THE JOHN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT THINKING TOO MUCH!!! IF FOLLOWED STEPS ACCORDING TO PACKAGE DIRECTIONS, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SHIT YOURSELF.) I am now liked by the indian kids in my class..-_-..I shouldn't have said anything, I'll smell like curry for years..
During my gap between classes, my group in ISAM met up in the library and we did some of our quizzes online. It is over Excel, so instead of reading the book, they would read the question, and I would look for the answer in Excel using the computer next to them. Surprisingly we still did really bad.. I made an 80 and a 70 on my first 2 quizzes, but I really don't give a rats aaaassss.. "What's more to life than partying?"
In Money and Banking we had a looooong ass discussion over the Federal Reserve and Financial institutions. My head almost hit the desk everytime she looked away..
In my business writing class, I am the only person in there with a reading level higher than a college freshman.. seriously,.. my teacher said, "Does anyone know what the word frivolous means?..".. (I look around to give someone a chance).. bumbles "oh for God sake.. silly, playful, funny.." She thinks I am a smart ass just because I'm not retarded aparently because she stared me down making her dumpy features that much more unpleasant. I was the first person to turn in my revision of my paper and she was like, "Are you sure you are finished?".. and I smirked and said, "Confidence is key. ^_~" and i walked the fuck out!
In QuantMeth we did homework problems for an hour and a half and I fell asleep for a whole 5 minutes and noticed we were still on the same problem whenever I had looked back up.
Stacy and I went to Taco Cabana after class and she told me the horrors of the milk industry.. I can't give up milk.. well,.. I've yet to succeed in giving up milk.. mainly because cheese is a lifeforce in itself.
I went home and wished my sisters happy birthday and started studyin' for my accounting test I had today,. It was alright, but as usual I didn't spend too much time studyin'.. ya' know, I just don't give a fuck..
>[]< I'M GONNA DO YOGA TONIGHT.. OR RUN.. OR BELLY-DANCE.. OR PLAY VIDEOGAMES.. OR EAT A CAKE.. OR READ A BOOK!!... shiaaaaat!
It started off in Mgmt class where we were looking at the McDonald's website on the internet where you can go all around the world and see their menus. www.mcdonalds.com, right?.. and so we were looking on the McDonalds in India and it had a McCurry Salad and a McTofu Stirfry Sandwich or something relatively close to that..
A lot of people where like, ">[]< SPEEEEW!! THAT IS SOO FRIGGIN' GROSS! WHY BE VEGETARIAN?!"
I was like, ".....I'm vegetarian.." and as if I had slapped them in the face they were all like, "o[]o OMG! WHY!? THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! PEOPLE NEED MEAT! WHY ARE YOU VEGETARIAN!?" I scream back, "'CAUSE I LIKE TAKIN' A SHIT 12 TIMES A DAY!....(glare everyone down around me)..FUCK YOUR CHICKEN SANDWICH!!".. I can't believe that I said that.. , but as hard as it currently is not to not want to eat something with meat in it, nothin' beats a good detox.. I'd give myself an enema everyday if I could.. (j/k, I'd just embarrass myself.. If you have not read an enema or suppository label, I strongly suggest you do so, especially before using one. LIFT LEG, INSERT RECTALLY, AND RUN TO THE JOHN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT THINKING TOO MUCH!!! IF FOLLOWED STEPS ACCORDING TO PACKAGE DIRECTIONS, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SHIT YOURSELF.) I am now liked by the indian kids in my class..-_-..I shouldn't have said anything, I'll smell like curry for years..
During my gap between classes, my group in ISAM met up in the library and we did some of our quizzes online. It is over Excel, so instead of reading the book, they would read the question, and I would look for the answer in Excel using the computer next to them. Surprisingly we still did really bad.. I made an 80 and a 70 on my first 2 quizzes, but I really don't give a rats aaaassss.. "What's more to life than partying?"
In Money and Banking we had a looooong ass discussion over the Federal Reserve and Financial institutions. My head almost hit the desk everytime she looked away..
In my business writing class, I am the only person in there with a reading level higher than a college freshman.. seriously,.. my teacher said, "Does anyone know what the word frivolous means?..".. (I look around to give someone a chance).. bumbles "oh for God sake.. silly, playful, funny.." She thinks I am a smart ass just because I'm not retarded aparently because she stared me down making her dumpy features that much more unpleasant. I was the first person to turn in my revision of my paper and she was like, "Are you sure you are finished?".. and I smirked and said, "Confidence is key. ^_~" and i walked the fuck out!
In QuantMeth we did homework problems for an hour and a half and I fell asleep for a whole 5 minutes and noticed we were still on the same problem whenever I had looked back up.
Stacy and I went to Taco Cabana after class and she told me the horrors of the milk industry.. I can't give up milk.. well,.. I've yet to succeed in giving up milk.. mainly because cheese is a lifeforce in itself.
I went home and wished my sisters happy birthday and started studyin' for my accounting test I had today,. It was alright, but as usual I didn't spend too much time studyin'.. ya' know, I just don't give a fuck..
>[]< I'M GONNA DO YOGA TONIGHT.. OR RUN.. OR BELLY-DANCE.. OR PLAY VIDEOGAMES.. OR EAT A CAKE.. OR READ A BOOK!!... shiaaaaat!