Star Wars Revolation
Ok.. Have you seen Pope Benedict XVI? HE LOOKS LIKE SENATOR PALPITINE FROM STAR WARS!!! >[]< GOD DAMNIT! FYI: Senator Palpitine is put into power by Jar-Jar. Senator Palpitine becomes the Evil Emporor that takes Darth Vader/ Anikin to the dark side.. I swear to God.. The earth is going to be split into the Empire and the Republic!! OMG!!! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!?! Don't go to the dark side, MEG!! 3
In other news.. I took my pee test today for Walgreens.. It was so friggin' funny. My pee test assistant's name was Tran, a short pregnant little asain woman that was so friggin' hilarious. She was like, "hoooo.. ok.. mmok.. you pee in the cup-uh." She brings out this almost pitcher like plastic cup, and I was like, ";;o[]o;; ALL OF IT?!" and she was like, "hehehe-uh!! You see look on you faay-ceuh.. you wasuh shocked! I just joking..oohoohoo." Then she opens the cup and there is a little vial that I had to pee in.. "hoohoo.. you pee in this-uh cup-uh. Go pee.. you habuh 3 uhminutes-uh." I swear to God.. I think aliens abducted me, removed my bladder and replaced it with a thimble. I couldn't stop peeing and she was like, "DON'T PEE IN THE TOOIIILEEEET-UH!" I filled that damn cup up so fast and I came outta that bathroom lookin' like I had a pint of beer in ma' hand. I had to label my pee cup and sign a whole bunch of wavers saying it was my pee. I don't think I've ever been so proud to have successfully peed in a cup before.. I don't ever remember peeing in a cup before today, but if I did, I know I didn't execute it with such precision as I had today. I"M THE CUP PEEIN' CHAMP!!
So, yeah.. I went back to Walgreens and they told me that I would be making 10.75 starting out.. which is exactly what I was hoping for. I'm gonna work 30-35 hours a week till summer hits, and then with summer school I don't know how many I'll be able to carry. EVEN BETTER!! That store is 3 times slower than the CVS I was workin' at..
I went to CVS today and got my plaques off the wall.. just yanked em' off and smiles at Daphne and Chris.. Reighanna was applauding and gave me a hug that she was so proud I was getting out of that hell hole.. Its weird because I can't leave CVS just yet, so I'm going to work both jobs. Friday I work from 9-2 at Walgreens and 3-9 at CVS. Really fucked up.. YEAH MONEY!! I CAN FINALLY START SAVING UP TO GET OUTTA THIS TOWN!! Its just 2 more weeks at CVS and I'm going to really enjoy rubbing it in Chris's and Daphne's face that I will be making more money than them. "HAHA-HAHA- HA-HA, YA'LL ARE BOTH OOOLLD!! AND I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!!" David you have to be there to film it.
In other news.. I took my pee test today for Walgreens.. It was so friggin' funny. My pee test assistant's name was Tran, a short pregnant little asain woman that was so friggin' hilarious. She was like, "hoooo.. ok.. mmok.. you pee in the cup-uh." She brings out this almost pitcher like plastic cup, and I was like, ";;o[]o;; ALL OF IT?!" and she was like, "hehehe-uh!! You see look on you faay-ceuh.. you wasuh shocked! I just joking..oohoohoo." Then she opens the cup and there is a little vial that I had to pee in.. "hoohoo.. you pee in this-uh cup-uh. Go pee.. you habuh 3 uhminutes-uh." I swear to God.. I think aliens abducted me, removed my bladder and replaced it with a thimble. I couldn't stop peeing and she was like, "DON'T PEE IN THE TOOIIILEEEET-UH!" I filled that damn cup up so fast and I came outta that bathroom lookin' like I had a pint of beer in ma' hand. I had to label my pee cup and sign a whole bunch of wavers saying it was my pee. I don't think I've ever been so proud to have successfully peed in a cup before.. I don't ever remember peeing in a cup before today, but if I did, I know I didn't execute it with such precision as I had today. I"M THE CUP PEEIN' CHAMP!!
So, yeah.. I went back to Walgreens and they told me that I would be making 10.75 starting out.. which is exactly what I was hoping for. I'm gonna work 30-35 hours a week till summer hits, and then with summer school I don't know how many I'll be able to carry. EVEN BETTER!! That store is 3 times slower than the CVS I was workin' at..
I went to CVS today and got my plaques off the wall.. just yanked em' off and smiles at Daphne and Chris.. Reighanna was applauding and gave me a hug that she was so proud I was getting out of that hell hole.. Its weird because I can't leave CVS just yet, so I'm going to work both jobs. Friday I work from 9-2 at Walgreens and 3-9 at CVS. Really fucked up.. YEAH MONEY!! I CAN FINALLY START SAVING UP TO GET OUTTA THIS TOWN!! Its just 2 more weeks at CVS and I'm going to really enjoy rubbing it in Chris's and Daphne's face that I will be making more money than them. "HAHA-HAHA- HA-HA, YA'LL ARE BOTH OOOLLD!! AND I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!!" David you have to be there to film it.