- 6-year-olds being tagged for the full crochtal search getting chewed out for crying
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- Pelosi promising "get out of humiliation free" cards if you show up wearing a burqua1
- two-olds-being taken away from their parents for a private frisking when a pacifier sets off the alarm
- The Senators and Congressmen who support the X-ray machines and TSA fondling join anyone with a security entourage: we don't have to live with the laws we make for you!
- Colostomy bag in the bombard-you-with-radiation machines triggers the full monty patdown: refusing to listen or allow traveller to bring out proof of medical condition, TSA agent burst the bag. Have a nice flight!
- Former TSA head president owns the company making the nude-o-scopes: gets multi-million dollar contract for all-airport mandatory use (instead of merely as a backup option) after he retires. All safety-information on the machines comes from the company's own research; company refuses to say whether or not their machines could catch the "underwear bomber"
Remember: Let's make that Mayan calender whatsit a reality for our incumbants in Congress come 2012: vote them all out of office.
(hattip: quizzer_whit)
1. Ah... feminists! They'll be extra-special sure to keep double-plus ungood-thinkers from attending WisCon but won't keep your daughters out of the burquas. Modern Liberalism: great for manufactured outrage, not so much for actual, yanno... liberty.