slept in for the first time in weeks :)
I went on a field trip to see javelinas. We showed up at the spot and they were going crazy. They were snapping at me so I jumped up on a brick wall and waited. They didn't bother anyone else.
Now I'm in my house boat, which basically looks like a floating house. At the dock they have this weird system for taking boats out, and they're doing a really bad job with mine. They drag it over the top of another boat and the whole thing flips.
Now I'm on a cruise ship with my parents. For entertainment the cruise is putting on a live action production of WALL-E. It's actually pretty good. The stage is a giant aquarium with the entire right side open. Because the ship always moves to the side at the exact speed the Earth rotates, the water stays in the aquarium, with a giant open wall of water on the right. All the actors are patrons on the cruse ship, and we've been rehearsing for weeks. I'm the last act, but I don't remember any of what I was supposed to do. When it's my turn, they introduce my character as Chuck Norris, so I go in the tank and try to do all sorts of stupid karate moves and stuff, which seemed to be okay for everyone. When it's over I dry off and feel very hungry. I go over to the cruise ship diner, and the staff regretfully informs me that all the money was spent on their elaborate stage production of WALL-E, and there is none left over for food.
Now I'm in my house boat, which basically looks like a floating house. At the dock they have this weird system for taking boats out, and they're doing a really bad job with mine. They drag it over the top of another boat and the whole thing flips.
Now I'm on a cruise ship with my parents. For entertainment the cruise is putting on a live action production of WALL-E. It's actually pretty good. The stage is a giant aquarium with the entire right side open. Because the ship always moves to the side at the exact speed the Earth rotates, the water stays in the aquarium, with a giant open wall of water on the right. All the actors are patrons on the cruse ship, and we've been rehearsing for weeks. I'm the last act, but I don't remember any of what I was supposed to do. When it's my turn, they introduce my character as Chuck Norris, so I go in the tank and try to do all sorts of stupid karate moves and stuff, which seemed to be okay for everyone. When it's over I dry off and feel very hungry. I go over to the cruise ship diner, and the staff regretfully informs me that all the money was spent on their elaborate stage production of WALL-E, and there is none left over for food.