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My boss is GS-12, being paid $70,120 per year. I, on the other hand, am not. Today, I burned the final version of a PowerPoint presentation onto a CD and handed it to her. She says, "Wait, don't tell me," as she proceeded to force the CD into the floppy drive. "Philip, it's not working."
Lesson learned: I need another job.
Lesson learned: I need another job.