Nancy Lack of Grace

Jun 14, 2005 23:12

The Michael Jackson "Molestation Trial" as Nancy Grace from Court TV continued to call it was quite exciting. It was like waiting for the New Year's ball to drop. However, Nancy Grace is a moron. Her voice makes me pee. Plus, reminding the home viewers that "Michael Jackson is thirty-five minutes late" became a little redundant. Yes, we know, we've been sitting here watching it too, bitch. Go braid your dark-rooted pubes (cause we know you ain't a real blonde). Ranting aside, the scene outside of the courthouse was funny. Especially the dove lady. I bet Amy Poehler from SNL will be doing a skit about her soon.

Other than that, my wife and I are getting married in a November. My big fat Jewish-Filipino wedding. Filipinos are die-hard line-dancers. They'll pick up the Havah Nagila in two-seconds flat. Est-ce que tu le lis, Mariel? I'm thinking..... Indian harem belly dancers.

Husband asked me on a date for Thursday, and I said yes.

Is everybody confused yet?
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