"Objection!"
An open letter to the people of Hustler Video:
You are in the pornography business, and as such, you have standards to uphold.
By giving your pornographic parodies titles such as "This Ain't Star Trek: A XXX Parody" or "This Ain't Avatar XXX 3D", you violate the public trust.
Long has the public relied on the pornographic industry to come up with interesting and humorous parody titles, such as "Edward Penishands" or "Whore of the Rings" or "Batdude and Throbbin'". By refusing to engage in such creativity, you make our society a sadder place, and all of us are poorer for your unoriginal titles.
For shame, Hustler. Have you no standards?
Sincerely,
-Me
You are in the pornography business, and as such, you have standards to uphold.
By giving your pornographic parodies titles such as "This Ain't Star Trek: A XXX Parody" or "This Ain't Avatar XXX 3D", you violate the public trust.
Long has the public relied on the pornographic industry to come up with interesting and humorous parody titles, such as "Edward Penishands" or "Whore of the Rings" or "Batdude and Throbbin'". By refusing to engage in such creativity, you make our society a sadder place, and all of us are poorer for your unoriginal titles.
For shame, Hustler. Have you no standards?
Sincerely,
-Me