Okay I think I'll just skip this summer.
Yea I'm totally sure Hollywood hates me. Instead of having to wait on the Super Bowl the nerds of the internet managed to break the big movie trailers before the big game, with HD options. Got to say I'm kissing any hopes of my 80's toys being something to be proud of on the big screen goodbye. I'm almost getting to the paranoid point of thinking they are making these movies just to rob me of that last bit of joy I was holding on to from my childhood.
GI Joe I guess I can sort of live with. Sort of hard to hate Dr. Who goes crazy and tries to take over the world with the really cute girl from Keen Eddie. Still it's got Mr. Dungeons and Dragon killer in it so be afraid be very afraid. Just holding on like crazy though that even with the rather silly trailer Cobra can still manage to pull of the cool movie villain thing instead of just something for the good guys to easily beat for a happy ending.
Transformers. My gods there just isn't damn hope for that film. They should just call it Micheal Bay presents the same shit only this time with more robots. For the moments of well hey maybe that Ravage will not be that bad we have the retarded looking robot rolling around on just one wheel. Yea I can see me reaching all new levels of hate for the Transformers franchise.
GI Joe I guess I can sort of live with. Sort of hard to hate Dr. Who goes crazy and tries to take over the world with the really cute girl from Keen Eddie. Still it's got Mr. Dungeons and Dragon killer in it so be afraid be very afraid. Just holding on like crazy though that even with the rather silly trailer Cobra can still manage to pull of the cool movie villain thing instead of just something for the good guys to easily beat for a happy ending.
Transformers. My gods there just isn't damn hope for that film. They should just call it Micheal Bay presents the same shit only this time with more robots. For the moments of well hey maybe that Ravage will not be that bad we have the retarded looking robot rolling around on just one wheel. Yea I can see me reaching all new levels of hate for the Transformers franchise.
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