Am I Still Allowed to Say "Baaaaaah," in the Land of [Meme]Sheep?

[caras_galadhon]

Ok, I'm gonna be brave and indulge myself a little...

Gacked from a bunch of people:

Out of curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you ask for? Or alternately, what's something you always hoped I'd write but think isn't likely to happen?

...Also, is no one else going, "Ooh, kinky!"? ...Just me then? Ok. *scuffs toe*

ETA: Btw, if you've posted this meme and want me to respond, let me know, and I'll pop on over and do just that.