FIC: [Friday's Classified] Orcish Brides (LotR)

[caras_galadhon]

There was no fake Classified last week, as I ran a real plea for content for middleearthnews, and the week before I wasn't at home -- although I suppose both times I could've posted an older Classified here -- but here's the one from today's issue. ^_^ Again, cribbed from and expanded on info gleaned from a Russian brides site.
INTRODUCTION SERVICE: ORCISH BRIDES

Comments

[cocoajava]

I can't stop laughing! And... hmm. I suddenly desire an Orcish bride of my own. *twitch*

[caras_galadhon]

Hee. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and glad you took the time to tell me so. ^_^

*snerk* Well, those Orcish brides are very affordable, and they're good with, um, well, they're very affordable, anyway. And a bit of vinegar and water usually neutralizes the stench.

[illwynd]

I am absolutely tickled at this idea. The mental image is just... wow. But the big question is... just how do you get them into a wedding gown?

[caras_galadhon]

*snerk* Um... Very stealthily? Maybe you throw them a hobbit in an oversized wedding dress and let them eat their way into the dress? ^_~

Hee. I'm glad you enjoyed this! Thanks for letting me know.

[fawsley]

I think I ended up with an Orcish Bridegroom...

[ladymalen]

This made me giggle a lot!