FIC: [Friday's Classified] Greetings from S. Annatar! (LotR)

[caras_galadhon]

You know, I write one silly Classified a week -- as do the other middleearthnews mods -- and yet I never think about posting them to my LJ, even though they're creative endeavours. So, at least for the moment, I'm going to try out crossposting mine here, at least for my own safekeeping. They're fic of sorts, after all, although I'm not sure they need headers.

Comments

[elanorgardner]

*offers chicken soup*

*snorts*

*LOLs*

I already have an offer on $900.000 from another party....

[caras_galadhon]

*offers chicken soup*
Aw, thanks! I could really use some.

I already have an offer on $900.000 from another party....
Is it from the law firm of Fëanor and Sons? Because I believe it's my obligation to inform you that they are not known for their above-board business practises. Very much a cuthandthroat business. ^_~

*G* Glad it gave you a laugh. Thanks for letting me know!

[rsharpe]

I don't mind getting this particular brand of Spam quite as much as the offers to buy large quantities of Viagra at discount prices. I still like the idea of setting up a group to send these same e-mails to all the addys in Nigeria that we could find.

Loved your take on this!

[estelanui]

*giggles*

I can't wait to see when you will write classifieds about cheap blue arising pills, lengthening and broadening of various body parts, or offering of Men/Hobbit/Dwarves/Elves pics in lewd positions. *grins*