Really stupid conversations I have with myself
ME: I should start commenting on spn_summergen posts.
ALSO ME: But won't that help people guess which one you wrote?
ME: What do you mean?
ALSO ME: If you don't comment on one, won't people guess it's yours? And isn't some of the fun of summergen trying to figure out who wrote what?
ME: Are you really conceited enough to think anyone's going to notice which posts you comment on?
ALSO ME: Um.
ME: We all know the reason you don't comment is because you're lazy, and because you hate typing on your phone. Admit it, and don't pretend it's from some altruistic desire to not provide clues on who wrote what.
ALSO ME: ...
ME: And you really need to repaint your toenails.
ALSO ME: You're bossy. And short.
ME: Right back atcha, sweetheart.
ALSO ME: But won't that help people guess which one you wrote?
ME: What do you mean?
ALSO ME: If you don't comment on one, won't people guess it's yours? And isn't some of the fun of summergen trying to figure out who wrote what?
ME: Are you really conceited enough to think anyone's going to notice which posts you comment on?
ALSO ME: Um.
ME: We all know the reason you don't comment is because you're lazy, and because you hate typing on your phone. Admit it, and don't pretend it's from some altruistic desire to not provide clues on who wrote what.
ALSO ME: ...
ME: And you really need to repaint your toenails.
ALSO ME: You're bossy. And short.
ME: Right back atcha, sweetheart.