How can I get this person's job?

[caranfindel]

In my never-ending battle to avoid spoilers, I don't read the descriptions U-verse (my television provider) gives each episode. Turns out that's not really a problem sometimes. These are actual U-verse descriptions:

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[amberdreams]

Actually, nope, I don't think any of them are giving much away because just think - if you are used to reading these then watching the episode where nothing much relates to the description, you'd be taken completely by surprise when one of them is right! Maybe we should have a comment meme to see who can come up witht he best warped view of an episode.

Season 1 Episode 1 the Pilot
Dean is the titular pilot of the Impala who turns up unexpectedly in the middle of a Halloween party. Sam is shocked to find his girlfriend has turned into his mother and leaves college.

[caranfindel]

if you are used to reading these then watching the episode where nothing much relates to the description, you'd be taken completely by surprise when one of them is right!

Fair enough!

Maybe we should have a comment meme to see who can come up witht he best warped view of an episode.

Season 1 Episode 1 the Pilot
Dean is the titular pilot of the Impala who turns up unexpectedly in the middle of a Halloween party. Sam is shocked to find his girlfriend has turned into his mother and leaves college.

OH YES. THIS IS AMAZING.

Season 11, We Happy Few
Hijinks ensue when Sam and Dean acquire a pair of annoying new roommates.

[amberdreams]

Hee!

Season 1 Wendigo

While on a hiking holiday, Sam and Dean meet a strange skinny guy. Dean shoots the guy for being taller than Sam.

[caranfindel]

LOL!

[fireheart13]

Bahahaa!!!!!

[kalliel]

LOL these are amazing; they're a cut above even Netflix's. (My favorite Netflix summary was for a Law and Order episode: "Detective John Muncj is disturbed by the brutal rape and murder of an eight-year old girl." Because that is totally NOT a normal reaction to such a thing!)

They also sound like my mother wrote them. Whenever she catches episodes on TNT she will tell me what she was watching and her understanding of the episode is always so skewed I'm reasonably certain she's watching SPN in an alternate reality. Just like whoever writes the UVerse summaries!

[caranfindel]

Ha! Is your mom like one of those "what people who don't watch Supernatural think" Tumblr posts?

[madebyme_x]

Ha!!! These are too funny. It would be fun game to just post the summaries and see if you can guess the episode or even the TV show :)

[caranfindel]

Maybe this could be a hiatus game next year!