Be jealous of my my fun life
I ate a bowl of cornflakes this morning AND IT WAS THE BEST BOWL OF CORNFLAKES I HAVE EVER EATEN, EVER.
I put on my clothes today, and it was the COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED (bar the cornflakes)
I recorded a solo this morning AND IT WAS THE BIGGEST, MOST FANTASTIC, MOST BESTEST SOLO I HAVE EVER DONE.
I farted this morning AND IT WAS PROBABLY THE COOLEST, MOST AMAZING FART YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE, EVER.
I went to the dentist and had 3 fillings yesterday.....blah blah blah.
I just can't help cool, sexy & awesome things happening to me on a daily basis. I think I'm gonna play Battlefield 2 in a minute, no doubt that'll be absolutely awesome and amazing and the best thing ever as well, IT JUST NEVER SEEMS TO END. I imagine it'll start to get tedious though.
Update: My life is awesome. Be very afraid.
I put on my clothes today, and it was the COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED (bar the cornflakes)
I recorded a solo this morning AND IT WAS THE BIGGEST, MOST FANTASTIC, MOST BESTEST SOLO I HAVE EVER DONE.
I farted this morning AND IT WAS PROBABLY THE COOLEST, MOST AMAZING FART YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE, EVER.
I went to the dentist and had 3 fillings yesterday.....blah blah blah.
I just can't help cool, sexy & awesome things happening to me on a daily basis. I think I'm gonna play Battlefield 2 in a minute, no doubt that'll be absolutely awesome and amazing and the best thing ever as well, IT JUST NEVER SEEMS TO END. I imagine it'll start to get tedious though.
Update: My life is awesome. Be very afraid.