oh simple things
i have this thing where i drive to baltimore and i imediately get into this excellent mood. i get to work and i am in my prime. any desire i have for doing costly things such as going out at night to an expensive restaurant, or bar, or club, is completely taken care of when i simply have to go to work. i get free food, free drinks, i laugh. god, i laughed a lot last night. i meet people. and then i dance when everyone starts going on the dance floor to the incredibly loud and tempting indian music.
i express my extreme horror at artwork they put in there for an art show that doesn't go with the ambience at all, and the other employees attempt to "hold me back" from the artist when he shows up as i try and determine whether this painting is of a cow, a bull, a unicorn, or a horse, or perhaps a combination of them all. then i realize that since the animal has a gaping hole in the middle of its body where there is a landscape and clouds inside, it doesn't really matter - it's god awful. and then i go home with money and feel like i went out to baltimore for the night and had a great time.
i express my extreme horror at artwork they put in there for an art show that doesn't go with the ambience at all, and the other employees attempt to "hold me back" from the artist when he shows up as i try and determine whether this painting is of a cow, a bull, a unicorn, or a horse, or perhaps a combination of them all. then i realize that since the animal has a gaping hole in the middle of its body where there is a landscape and clouds inside, it doesn't really matter - it's god awful. and then i go home with money and feel like i went out to baltimore for the night and had a great time.