Oh dear god
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a505894/orlando-bloom-rumoured-for-batman-role.html Orlando Bloom has been rumoured to play Batman.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star is a "hot favourite" for the Superman Vs. Batman role, according to the Daily Express.
Oh dear god. He's a very attractive guy, and I could imagine that if he bulked up a little he could be a convincing young-ish Batman, physically. And he seems like a nice guy in interviews, and I've never heard a fellow actor say a bad word about him. And, you know, sexelf.
But he... can't act. You want a formulaic two-dimensional Batman with no inner demons, no frustrations, and no double life? Fine. You want a witty Batman who can portray both sides of the character with a combination of charm and grit? Get someone else. Anyone else. Please.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star is a "hot favourite" for the Superman Vs. Batman role, according to the Daily Express.
Oh dear god. He's a very attractive guy, and I could imagine that if he bulked up a little he could be a convincing young-ish Batman, physically. And he seems like a nice guy in interviews, and I've never heard a fellow actor say a bad word about him. And, you know, sexelf.
But he... can't act. You want a formulaic two-dimensional Batman with no inner demons, no frustrations, and no double life? Fine. You want a witty Batman who can portray both sides of the character with a combination of charm and grit? Get someone else. Anyone else. Please.