soo... this probably isn't the kind of thing you want to give to your school paper, but i thought it would be a nice, albeit perhaps useless compliment to reproduce one of my favorite zachk writing samples below:
"My aquascience teacher thinks I'm a communist, fish-hater. One day Aliana, aquascience-woman, and I were calling eachother "communist" as an insult because who doesn't love to take out your anger in a misdirected way towards other people's views, you stupid liberals. Anyway, you dumbass Republicans, we were calling eachother communist and Mrs. Bishop, aquascience teach, actually tells us not to do that in her class. Like it actually meant something. Later we had to make a correction to get our fish data correct and I said something like "Hurray, we saved the world, the fish world." in a sarcastic tone. She took this as meaning that I hate fish. Today I was just joking around about that with my aquascience group and I said, kind of loudly, "I don't care, I hate fish". Out of the corner of my eye I could see Mrs. Bishop shoot me a surly look. Like I was going to dump all the aquascience chemicals in the tanks at once and shout things at the fish because the revolution came and they didn't have their shit together because they're fascist, neo-conservative... skanks. I hope she doesn't have it out for me because of a few joking remarks and some bourgeois, capitalist fish. That would be silly."
"My aquascience teacher thinks I'm a communist, fish-hater. One day Aliana, aquascience-woman, and I were calling eachother "communist" as an insult because who doesn't love to take out your anger in a misdirected way towards other people's views, you stupid liberals. Anyway, you dumbass Republicans, we were calling eachother communist and Mrs. Bishop, aquascience teach, actually tells us not to do that in her class. Like it actually meant something. Later we had to make a correction to get our fish data correct and I said something like "Hurray, we saved the world, the fish world." in a sarcastic tone. She took this as meaning that I hate fish. Today I was just joking around about that with my aquascience group and I said, kind of loudly, "I don't care, I hate fish". Out of the corner of my eye I could see Mrs. Bishop shoot me a surly look. Like I was going to dump all the aquascience chemicals in the tanks at once and shout things at the fish because the revolution came and they didn't have their shit together because they're fascist, neo-conservative... skanks. I hope she doesn't have it out for me because of a few joking remarks and some bourgeois, capitalist fish. That would be silly."
god that's good.
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