Everything happens for a reason.
WORD OF ADVICE: When you go tanning, turn on the fan. It gets fucking hot in those things.
I realized the other day that in English, Doc always seems to get on the topic of suicide or something. He was talking about cutting his wrists today. And those other day he mumbled to himself, "I'm going to kill myself." It was quite weird.
On top of the cutting of the wrists, he has a fucking straight jacket in his room!
So I guess Ugo went to jail for headbutting Denim yesterday, since he's 18.
Poor Ugo.
I remember last year at lunch he asked me if I was from America.
It was odd.
So Geometry is amazing.
Yesterday we had a sub, who looked completely like a man.
So Ella, Cash, Korbin, and I were working on our assignment together, and Ella pulls out her "baby oragel".
ELLA: Hey you guys want to numb your mouth?
We all just stare at her blankly.
ME: Do you numb your mouth for fun?
ELLA: No, I have a cold sore, but sometimes it's fun to just numb your mouth.
CASH: I dare you to just put that on as chapstick.
ELLA: Haha, alright!
So she puts a shit ton on her lips.
ELLA: Nothing is happening.
ME: Give it about 10 seconds.
ELLA: Alright, they are starting to tingle.
CASH: Dude, just put that all over your tounge.
So Ella does exactly what Cash told her to do. She put half the damn tube on her tounge! So her mouth and eyes started to water.
CASH: Dude, put some on my finger.
So Cash goes over to Austin and just shoves his finger in Austin's mouth, and Austin's mouth just went numb.
Then after all of the numbing madness stopped...
ELLA: Carly, do I have puffy lips?
ME: No
ELLA: Oh, cause they feel HUGE.
Then Cash randomly had some eyeliner. So we drew all over Nathan Hayworth's face. The funny thing was is that Nathan was just so calm throughout the whole thing.
But as we were creating a masterpiece on Nathan's face, we were on the flor, and the man of a teacher was like "GET UP OFF THE FLOOR!"
So Cash replies with a simple..."We're busy."
It was funny.
My stomach is making really weird noises.
errrrrr.
I have yet to take my 2nd roll for photo. I WILL do that this weekend.
promise.
Meryl is coming home this weekend! Along with Tatum, Kashawndra, and Natasha.
I'M SO EXCITED!
Our competition is at CHS on Saturday. I'm pumped. We are doing pom and jazz, and our jazz dresses are finally in. I got mine yesterday, and when I got home I just wore it around the house.
It was great.
And ETHAN! is coming to the competition! Kaysha said that she is going to make him this shirt that says CARLY'S #1 FAN.
I love the Garretts.
So in newspaper, we were all just sitting around doing nothing, (our daily routine) and here's how the conversation went down:
Riley just stares at Jen's face for like 10 seconds.
RILEY: Jen, what's wrong with your face?
JEN: Umm...nothing?
RILEY: Your face is weird.
We all just stare at him. I mean, seriously, what are you suppossed to say to that?
JEN: Alright?
RILEY: I can't fingure it out. I either really like it, of I just hate it.
JEN: You're weird! Seriously, how am I suppossed to react to that?
RILEY: I don't know.
Speaking of newspaper, it came out today. FINALLY! It was suppossed to come out Wednesday, but..nope.
So I decided today...now this is really weird, and I have no idea why I want to do this...but starting tomorrow, I am going to be a vegan for a week.
Yes, I am.
Anyone want to join?
Alright.
SUPERBOWL THIS WEEKEND!! Everyone wear blue tomorrow.
But I am wear a Bears' jersey.....with a BIG X THROUGH IT!!
Hahahaha.
And for Bianca....
Abitches and hoes..
So Paige and I are going to start writing songs together.
It should be a good time.
Alright, showertime.
Pretty baby don't you leave me
I have been saving smiles for you
pretty baby why can't you see
you're the one that I belong to
I'll be the embrace that keeps you warm
for you're the sun that breaks the storm
I'll be alright and I'll sleep sound
as long as you keep comin' around, oh pretty baby