My claim to fame!

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radio dj: Q it or screw it?
Carolyn: screw it
dj: why?
Carolyn: because it makes me want to punch myself in the face
dj: Maybe you deserve to punch yourself in the face
Carolyn: no I don't think so
dj: do it! i want to hear you!
Carolyn: okay. i punched myself in the face (i actually did)
dj: do it again i didn't hear you
Carolyn: [punches self again] okay i did it again!
dj: i didn't hear you! do it again!
Carolyn: no
dj: you're a freak i love it!
Carolyn: [laughs] thank you
dj: all right! buhbye!
Carolyn: bye!

seriously... that was on the radio. Last night.