May 26, 2008 22:21
There is a bear in here.
A BEAR.
He probably bites.
It smells terrible, and there's not furniture.
WHY IS THERE A GIANT BLACK BURN MARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE?! Did I sleep on this pile of news papers last night?
It looks like someone's been trying to get this freaking smell out of here, there's HUNDREDS of lysol cans and... perfumes in that one corner. This sucks!
Why are there only blue shirts in the drawers?