ATTENTION DWARFERS!!! OUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME!!!!
After a solid decade of wondering if our old pal Arnold Judas Rimmer ever made it off the mining ship Red Dwarf as it was slowly being consumed by a corrosive microbe... after 10 years of movie rumors... after 10 years of absolute nothing, it brings me great joy to tell you all...
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Oh yes.
They're back.
All of them ( Read more... )
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Oh yes.
They're back.
All of them ( Read more... )
*looks around*... "Captain Will's Log"... "Captain Will"... yep, written right there... user-name still "captwill83"... so it looks like... yes, it's still my blog...
*checks person*... yep... still have tattoos... gold hoop earring... pirate sword next to desk... Jolly Roger flying outside... had a buddy say "Ahoy tharr, Captain, yarr!" to me the other day... so I must still be the captain...
So if you put this together in a logical order, this is Captain Will's Log, and from the evidence I've compiled I am still said Captain, so...
If I says ye ain't a geek, then by thunder, as far as this pirate and this blog be concerned ye be flyin false colours! If I says ye be a tea kettle what has no mathematical volume, then by garr, ye be a tea kettle what holds water quite nicely despite bein a Mobius strip! That be how things go when yer around Captain Will, so ye best get used to it.
But then again, ye didn't read the full text of me scrawlin, now did ye? Musta been too busy blasphemin the good ship Red Dwarf. It says quite clearly, tharr in the print, that "Married readers with children are exempt." So mayhap if ye still be spliced and spawned, then yer whole point be moot afore ye even clicked the comment button.
But if ye wish for to register a complaint, then the Admiral* will be the matey ye be lookin for. Oh aye, he'll show me what for!
But until then, don't ye go and argue with Captain Will on his own territory. I wouldn't come up there to the Pacific Nor'West. Ah, ye were about to jump to a conclusion there! Thought I was gonna finish with "... and argue with you in your territory" didn't ya? But no, that point be moot as well so I belayed the rest of the sentence. Pirates don't like cold. It's why we sailed AWAY from Bristol, by garr!
So lets review... I be the Captain, and you're not. Now go enjoy yer coffee houses, grunge music, Canadians, volcanic ash, and... arr... and whale fisheries. But most of all try to enjoy the rest of yer day.
Love and tickles,
Cap'n Will
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*Captain's Note: Admiral Timmy is only available every 3rd Tuesday in Smarch, and every 5th Saturday in Septober from 0659 to 0700 hrs CST.
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