From Elle (modified back to how the meme was years ago when it started)
Go to Google, type in "your name likes" and post what comes up.
1. Melissa likes to stand in front of 33 children banging her head against a metaphorical, and literal, brick wall. (Why the hell would I like that? - though if I had 33 children around me I probably WOULD, but I wouldn't LIKE it)
2. Melissa likes to motivate her clients by giving them intense and diverse workouts. (err...yeah)
3. Melissa likes a ground fresh, fertile, deep, hot and light and she fears the too heavy and too wet grounds particularly. (I got nothing)
4. Melissa likes to spend her spare time horseback riding and enjoying the outdoors with her friends and family. (...sure I do)
5. Melissa likes to play the field, but that doesn't make her a bad person. (I'm so glad we can take moral judgments from Google)
6. Melissa likes to do skydiving, base jumping and rock climbing. (Uh, masochist, not adrenaline junkie. Though rock climbing's fun)
7. Melissa likes to date bad boys. (Well, yes. I think we've established this.)
8. Melissa likes pancakes. (Who doesn't?)
9. Melissa likes to use a documentary approach to her photography work, but she also enjoys the challenge of creating imagery from a concept or idea. (Now that's just creepy)
10. Melissa likes sneaky, butt-kicking half-elves. (I don't know that I'd call Devin sneaky...)
11. Melissa likes to wear waterproof mascara and leather boots. (Well, now, again--who doesn't?)
12. Melissa likes a partner who is mentally alive and keeps her guessing. (As opposed to mentally dead...?)
13. Melissa likes to have a man who's nearby. (Well, that's generally more convenient than one far away)
14. Melissa likes to give back, too. (I'm a giver, yep)
15. Melissa likes to suck the cock. (I think we established this in our discussion on Twitter a few weeks ago)
1. Melissa likes to stand in front of 33 children banging her head against a metaphorical, and literal, brick wall. (Why the hell would I like that? - though if I had 33 children around me I probably WOULD, but I wouldn't LIKE it)
2. Melissa likes to motivate her clients by giving them intense and diverse workouts. (err...yeah)
3. Melissa likes a ground fresh, fertile, deep, hot and light and she fears the too heavy and too wet grounds particularly. (I got nothing)
4. Melissa likes to spend her spare time horseback riding and enjoying the outdoors with her friends and family. (...sure I do)
5. Melissa likes to play the field, but that doesn't make her a bad person. (I'm so glad we can take moral judgments from Google)
6. Melissa likes to do skydiving, base jumping and rock climbing. (Uh, masochist, not adrenaline junkie. Though rock climbing's fun)
7. Melissa likes to date bad boys. (Well, yes. I think we've established this.)
8. Melissa likes pancakes. (Who doesn't?)
9. Melissa likes to use a documentary approach to her photography work, but she also enjoys the challenge of creating imagery from a concept or idea. (Now that's just creepy)
10. Melissa likes sneaky, butt-kicking half-elves. (I don't know that I'd call Devin sneaky...)
11. Melissa likes to wear waterproof mascara and leather boots. (Well, now, again--who doesn't?)
12. Melissa likes a partner who is mentally alive and keeps her guessing. (As opposed to mentally dead...?)
13. Melissa likes to have a man who's nearby. (Well, that's generally more convenient than one far away)
14. Melissa likes to give back, too. (I'm a giver, yep)
15. Melissa likes to suck the cock. (I think we established this in our discussion on Twitter a few weeks ago)