Goat Simulator
I heard a high-pitched bleating this morning, so I went outside to investigate. Here's what I found:
Newborn baby goat!
Love doesn't care about a broken horn.
Not sure what happened, whether he injured it or if it's a congenital condition, but his right horn keeps falling off. But his girlfriend doesn't care.
Can't talk, eating.
DERP
It's the headless goat, man!
Do I have something in my mane?