It's a quasi-pirates life for me

[captnmsparrow]

HI GUYS!!!I bet you all missed me. Especially you fukubuchou. I know you cried every day without your resident genius here to entertain you. Akaya, I brought you a present. And in case you don't know me, I'm Marui Bunta your resident genius and all around awesome person who came to rescue you

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[devilalamode]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

WAIT?! Present?! ...I swear if it's anything stupid I'm gonna kill ya.

[captnmsparrow]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING KIDDING YOU!?!?

Akaya, did the island make you dumber?

Yes present. If you're nice to me and all ;)

[devilalamode]

Where the hell are you?!

SAY THAT TO MYFACE!

Um, senpai, you know I'm always an angel to you. >3

[captnmsparrow]

In my cabin type thing enjoying the shade.

....You know I will. Yeah, the island made you dumber.

If you say so :P

[devilalamode]

I should put you to work.

Hey! I'm not the dummy who crashed my row boat. >|

...And, where's my present?

[captnmsparrow]

You're not buchou.

I DIDN'T CRASH IT. FUCKING STORM.

Hiding. With an X to mark the spot.

[devilalamode]

Am so! I you don't work, you don't get to eat. >)

Sure, sure. Excuses.

...Um, since I'm captain now, I've decided you're going to dig it up and bring it to me.

[captnmsparrow]

Uh huh, whatever you say Akaya "buchou".

Yeah, cause it's totally my fault giant waves wrecked my boat. I can control the sea. How did you know that I'm secretly Percy Jackson?

Say the magic word ;)

[devilalamode]

Don't expect me to pity you when you don't get served dinner.

...Yeah, Posiden would never claim you.

Buchous dont say please. Man, if Jackal-senpai were here we could just make him do it.

[captnmsparrow]

Buchou loves me. He'll make sure I'm fed.

Obviously he never claimed you either....seaweed head :P

We could. 'Cept I was kidding about actually burying it.

[devilalamode]

Yeah right! You know how he shows his love, in laps.

My dad wouldn't someone cooler, like Zuse.

WTF, Senpai! Cough up the present! And come see me, damnit.

[captnmsparrow]

Better than slaps.

Your dad would be a reject god. Like Hermes.

Say the magic word ;) Okay okay I'm coming.

[devilalamode]

I'm sure Sanada-fukubuchou wouldn't mind giving you some of those. >P

No way. Your dad would be someone lame like Dionysus.

Not gonna happen, senpai. Bring the present.

[captnmsparrow]

Nope. He's missed me~

At least I'd get free booze.

Yeah it is. Nope not bring it.

[devilalamode]

Yeah, missed pushing you around.

Yeah, but your powers would be totally lame.

How are you gonna make me? That's not fair!

[captnmsparrow]

Hasn't he had you for that?

Booze isn't lame Akaya.

You just won't get it til you say it.