Oct 11, 2010 16:59
Let's face it guys, this island is kind of fucking boring. 'Cause of that I spent all day watching all three of the Pirates movies and came up with some ways that we could make this island totally not as lame.
1)We could turn camp into Tortuga. We're gonna need to import tons of rum, guns so we can randomly shoot stuff when we're drunk, and lots of wenches. Or maybe we could just use Sanada. He's already good at the bitch slapping.
2)Hygiene: Don't wash your hair ever. We obviously all need dreadlocks. And lots of eyeliner. Don't forget the eyeliner ;)
3)We split into two opposing pirate camps and have a water battle with the row boats. I think Sanada and Atobe should be captains 'cause they already wanna kill each other and you guys know the fight would be epic.
4)Possible escape routes: One of us dies and we go to the world beyond to save said person, escaping the island in a coffin, one of us cuts out our heart (maybe the loser of the water battle???) and trades places with Davy Jones...BAM! we have a boat!, roping sea turtles, really the possibilities are endless.
5)We need to have a drunken campfire and sing the pirates song. This one definitely needs to happen.
That's all I got so far. Yeah, I know I'm a fucking genius ;D