Drawing contest / scariest beast to ever walk / fly / swim the face of the earth

[captn_j_lyn]

Picture this:

-T-rex body
-Hydra syndrom [4 heads / if one is cut off, two grow in it's place]
-Shark head on each one
-The crafty brain of an octopus [in each head]
-8 eyes on each head
-Cobra venom
-Squid beak coming out of the shark jaws
-Dragon breath [fire]
-Chameleon tounge
-Bear armed
-Opposable thumbs
-Covered in quills
-Jellyfish tenticles coming out of it's back
-Bee wings
-Power to camoflauge
-Giant raptor toe
-Prehensile tail
-Club-like tail of the Ankylosaurus
-The 4 dermal spikes of the Stegosaurus [residing on the club-like tail]

This brute also has:

-The annoying and obnoxious battle-cry of a Chimp
-Ant strength
-Incredible sight
-Sonar
-Excellant sense of smell
-The ability to regenerate body parts, much like a starfish
-Ability to run on water
-Life-span of a Redwood
-Pack animal
-Can reproduce a-sexually, lays eggs, and has a pouch.

Last but not least:
Our abomination has a GIANT cock, but also the gift of modesty. He is an excellant tailor, so he is a big fan of shorts; and let's not leave out an ANGRY ANGRY DRUNK!

Too much? Perhaps.
We'll see when the drawings are done.