Guh!
Don't you hate it when you like someone you REALLY know you shouldn't like? I think every girl must have that one guy who she will always have a crush on, no matter what. She won't even know she still has a crush on him until they talk. Stupid boys are so freaking stupid.
I hate that all a guy has to do is remember something really trivial about me, and then I'm all, "Aw! Why would he remember that unless he liked me?" Yeah. It's stupid. I know. Also, when they compliment you. Stupid-head, as I will nickname the cause of this journal entry, IMed me today. Usually, I IM him. Today, he IMed me and said, "Hey! I just watched a movie that made me think of you!" Mmkay. I'm ready for an insult to come here. Something like, "It's was called The Stupids. HA!" Instead, Stupid-head says, "It's about a theatre camp. The main girl really reminded me of you, and actually kind of looked like you a little." Okay. I can still sense an insult lurking in here. He says, "She could sing and act really well and [something else that I don't remember]." First of all, I can't really sing that well. Second of all, I'm not the greatest actor. So why is he laying on the compliments?! I waited the whole time for him to insult me and he didn't! WHAT IS THE DEAL?! This is not a nice guy. I mean, I think he's only ever said one nice thing about me. All the rest of the time, it was jokes and insults. Our conversation progresses, we move away from the movie. I'm already like, "Why is he complimenting me?" But I get past it. Then comes the trivial detail. Four years ago, we were in a play together where the characters used the word "ferb" as an insult. Stupid-head, four years later, says completely randomly, "My mom never picks up the phone. What a ferb." He hasn't used that word since the play four years ago. So now, he's complimented and he's remembered something ridiculously stupid and made a point of putting it out there. Stupid boy, getting my feelings all confused up like that! Jerk.
And that's not even the entire conversation, which was, by the way, one of the most confusing conversations I've ever had. Stupid-head changed topics mid-conversation. And he started halfway through the next topic. Example:
Stupid-head: I like pizza.
Jody: Mmm, pizza.... Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot.
Stupid-head: I hate olives on pizza.
Jody: Weirdo! Olives are the best!
Stupid-head: I mean, we communicate really well. I like her and everything, but I just don't know what to do.
Jody:...
Jody: I think you meant to send that to someone else. :)
Stupid-head: No.
Stupid-head: It's just frustrating.
Jody: Stupid-head, this is Jody.
Stupid-head: So you see my desperation.
Jody: What?!!?
Yeah. That was something like how the conversation between us went. I was so confused. I still am.
Stupid girl emotions messing with my brain.
I hate that all a guy has to do is remember something really trivial about me, and then I'm all, "Aw! Why would he remember that unless he liked me?" Yeah. It's stupid. I know. Also, when they compliment you. Stupid-head, as I will nickname the cause of this journal entry, IMed me today. Usually, I IM him. Today, he IMed me and said, "Hey! I just watched a movie that made me think of you!" Mmkay. I'm ready for an insult to come here. Something like, "It's was called The Stupids. HA!" Instead, Stupid-head says, "It's about a theatre camp. The main girl really reminded me of you, and actually kind of looked like you a little." Okay. I can still sense an insult lurking in here. He says, "She could sing and act really well and [something else that I don't remember]." First of all, I can't really sing that well. Second of all, I'm not the greatest actor. So why is he laying on the compliments?! I waited the whole time for him to insult me and he didn't! WHAT IS THE DEAL?! This is not a nice guy. I mean, I think he's only ever said one nice thing about me. All the rest of the time, it was jokes and insults. Our conversation progresses, we move away from the movie. I'm already like, "Why is he complimenting me?" But I get past it. Then comes the trivial detail. Four years ago, we were in a play together where the characters used the word "ferb" as an insult. Stupid-head, four years later, says completely randomly, "My mom never picks up the phone. What a ferb." He hasn't used that word since the play four years ago. So now, he's complimented and he's remembered something ridiculously stupid and made a point of putting it out there. Stupid boy, getting my feelings all confused up like that! Jerk.
And that's not even the entire conversation, which was, by the way, one of the most confusing conversations I've ever had. Stupid-head changed topics mid-conversation. And he started halfway through the next topic. Example:
Stupid-head: I like pizza.
Jody: Mmm, pizza.... Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot.
Stupid-head: I hate olives on pizza.
Jody: Weirdo! Olives are the best!
Stupid-head: I mean, we communicate really well. I like her and everything, but I just don't know what to do.
Jody:...
Jody: I think you meant to send that to someone else. :)
Stupid-head: No.
Stupid-head: It's just frustrating.
Jody: Stupid-head, this is Jody.
Stupid-head: So you see my desperation.
Jody: What?!!?
Yeah. That was something like how the conversation between us went. I was so confused. I still am.
Stupid girl emotions messing with my brain.