For Sherein (my other half)

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7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Live in New York
2. Live in LA
3. Travel to Europe (I guess I kinda already did this one...)
4. Amen to being the voice of a cartoon character (Sherein, I think we really ARE the same person)
5. Live in London
6. Publish a work of literature
7. Be in a major motion picture

7 things I can do:

1. Touch my nose with the tip of my tongue
2. Juggle
3. Swim!!! YES!
4. Speak three different languages fairly proficiently
5. Fake sneeze
6. Beat the damn king of the undead in LotR:RotK video game (this ones for you, Genevieve!!)
7. Love without expecting something in return

7 things I cannot do:

1. Speak Chinese
2. Drive a freakin stick-shift, apparently
3. Decipher time zones
4. Eat even slightly uncooked egg-whites
5. Give up in an argument
6. Tell a guy I like that I like them (stupid but true)
7. Believe that God doesnt exist

7 things that attract me to others:

1. Good sense of humor
2. Smart (although in certain male cases, I forego the smart for simple hotness)
3. Weird/cooky
4. Outgoing
5. Nice/kind (again, though shallow, this can be substituted with hotness)
6. Not stingy (I guess generous?)
7. Honest

7 things that I say most often:

1. Im a biter!
2. Ive got reflexes LIKE A CAT!
3. Arrete!! (French for "Stop!!" I say that a lot over here)
4. Why dont these people speak freakin English?!?!
5. Je nes comprende pas.
6. Dont make me hit you!
7. Oooo! Preeety!!

7 celebrity crushes:

1. Elijah Wood
2. Jude Law
3. Diego Luna SO FUCKWORTHY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Adam Brody
6. Lucas Black (although TECHNICALLY he belongs to Amy)
7. Johnny Fucking Depp (who, by the way, lives in FRANCE!!!!)