From Twitter 08-08-2009

[captkatsparrow]

• 10:51:52: @ numberjohnny5 sup dickbutt. I'm feeling moar human now.
  
• 12:00:05: @ lostmustard AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  
• 12:00:41: whatcha findin lil @ common_squirrel buddy?
  
• 12:03:49: @ FireflySoap Sounds great, I'll DM you before I leave to find out where yall are located :)
  
• 12:14:05: @ PassionRituals Beautiful!
  
• 13:00:32: Eggplant is in the oven roasting with butter and garlic salt. Yumyumyumyumyumyumyum
  
• 13:18:38: Eggplant went in at 12:55. Don't think I can wait like, 30 minutes for it to be done. ROAST MOAR AAAGHHHH
  
• 13:37:35: Quick everyone, stare at @common_squirrel
  
• 13:37:59: The eggplant was delicious. I put some tabasco on them and my lips are burning. Just hot enough :D
  
• 13:51:48: @ lostmustard what's wrong bb?
  
• 13:52:14: @ lostmustard You're just a silver fox bb.
  
• 13:54:29: @ lostmustard I'd still hit it with my girl-penis.
  
• 13:57:45: @ lostmustard ...I'm not helping and will be sleeping on the couch tonight, won't I? :<
  
• 14:00:21: @ lostmustard What did one vagina lip say to the other? Wait, already tweeted that. Ok, so the Spanish Inquisition walks into a bar--no wait.
  
• 14:01:16: @ lostmustard Well, I cut a piece of eggplant too thin and it turned to charcoal in the oven. Lol?
  
• 14:01:45: I wish I'd bought more than two eggplants at the farmer's market. Shit I'd forgotten how much I love this stuff.
  
• 14:02:26: @ RichardAZ Hang in there man, things'll get better. #hug
  
• 14:03:48: @ Cardinal_Fang YOU AGAIN. I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN I ALWAYS EXPECT YOU
  
• 14:05:57: RT @transnihilist: @ lostmustard [...] you are a delicious southern fox at your worst #fixed
  
• 14:16:42: @ gentlyferal I just rubbed butter across the slices with my fingers, set them on a cookie sheet and put them in to bake at 425 :)
  
• 14:17:25: THE @ COMMON_SQUIRREL IS BLINKING EVERYONE BLINK AT @COMMON_SQUIRREL
  
• 14:29:10: Everyone follow @ KingsleyMeerkat so your soul will be saved from the seething depths of hell
  
• 14:39:15: NO @ KingsleyMeerkat DON'T BITE YER PUPS
  
• 14:42:20: Oh well that's kind of you, @KingsleyMeerkat. "find millipede! share with pups!"
  
• 14:46:04: @ gentlyferal Np!
  
• 14:52:58: @ hematuria Do it home-skillet
  
• 14:53:25: Need to get ready to run some errands before the swim party tonight. awww shit
  
• 14:53:42: If I get drunk and drown, @ lostmustard gets all my shit
  
• 14:58:15: OH SHI-- @common_squirrel: run run run <--RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
  
• 15:00:29: @ hematuria Just do it before I shampoo it for you with acid! #dethklokinspiredmetaltweet #tokiwartooth #nathanexplosion
  
• 15:18:21: @ miss_michaele "And here it is Sunday afternoon." Leeet's dooo the tiiiime waaarp agaaaain ;)
  
• 15:22:03: @ MissLorra Hooray!
  
• 15:31:06: @ miss_michaele I'mma rename all these days--they're not even ready!
  
• 17:17:38: Swim time yay :D
  
• 19:01:43: @ richardaz cheers to you hon
  
• 19:11:26: @ miss_michaele lol, get a velvet elvis to hang behind it.
  
• 19:17:32: @ miss_michaele elvis himself cast his graven image upon the velvet
  
• 19:20:41: @ switchbladephd CUZ YOU A HO
  
• 19:25:37: @ iheartny646 sorry i'll quit breathing
  
• 19:28:26: @ iheartny646 LOL I'M LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE I SWAM IN A DIRTY POOL AND SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH
  
• 19:31:46: @ switchbladephd WHATEVA BITCH I'M THA REAL OG YOU JUST A LITTLE LEAGUER
  
• 19:32:32: @ iheartny646 fuckin bugs and shit. I would like some orbit if you have some
  
• 19:35:19: @ iheartny646 lol thanks bb
  
• 19:40:36: @ iheartny646 NO NOT A BACONATOR NOT ONCE NOT NEVER IT'S A HEART ATTACK TRAP
  
• 19:46:01: @ iheartny646 it really is marketed to men. It's disgusting. I hate that greasy fucking grossness
  
• 19:47:46: SPREAD THE WORD @ SWITCHBLADEPHD PLAYS WITH CHILDREN
  
• 19:50:23: @ iheartny646 if you've ever seen it in real life it drips grease and is dissssssssgusting
  
• 20:01:08: @ iheartny646 i know, i want to ask people if they know what they're eating
  
• 20:05:19: @ iheartny646 PRETTY MUCH
  
• 21:00:26: Got back just in time to see Interview With A Vampire, whooooooo seeeexy
  
• 21:12:06: I approve of Tom Cruise getting his throat slit. "Good night, sweet prince." Brad Pitt looks upset. #lolvampires #nottwilight
  
• 21:12:56: @ lostmustard I still love you bb even when you fuck up innuendo <3
  
• 21:14:13: "Growing Up Gotti"? Fuck that shit. "Growing Up #Dickbutt"
  
• 21:14:40: TOM CRUISE ZOMBIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK OUUUUUUUUUUTT HE'S GONNA JUMP ON YOUR FUCKING COUCH
  
• 21:16:19: Lol Tom Cruise Zombie on fire. His body thetans are getting fuckin' pwned.
  
• 21:16:35: @ iheartny646 Whatever it is, sounds hot.
  
• 21:20:12: @ iheartny646 Two 't's in "hot"?! SHIT!!
  
• 21:20:42: @ roxxiecyber Canning is sexy, apocalypse preparedness always is. lol.
  
• 21:23:27: Billy Mays did cocaine?! WTMF (though I can't truthfully say I'm surprised)
  
• 22:07:14: @ MissLorra Most def!
  
• 22:08:02: @ switchbladephd Your colon must be ready to bust like a prom night condom
  
• 22:11:35: @ switchbladephd I didn't know they could RE-ATTACH your appendix...geez, modern medicine these days, eh?
  
• 22:12:21: @ orh16 What bar?
  
• 22:15:41: @ orh16 Aw man yeah!
  
• 22:16:29: @ switchbladephd Let me be your muse, like the Phantom of the Opera except with less fags (unless you're of that persuasion)
  
• 22:17:46: @ switchbladephd And by "on da mic" you mean emceeing the Little League games?
  
• 22:18:39: @ switchbladephd Cuz if so, I don't believe that's appropriate for the wee leaguers.
  
• 22:19:43: @ orh16 Hey, just hit me up within a reasonable amount of time and we'll kick it old school! Cuz I love ya lil boo!
  
• 22:24:54: @ switchbladephd Daaaaaamn boi
  
• 22:25:29: @ miss_michaele Congrats on your acceptance to the AIRR! #raisingtheroof
  
• 22:26:11: @ orh16 Do it! (I may not pledge this semester [damn GPA], but for all intents and purposes I consider every one of yall a SISTA!)
  
• 22:35:46: Now that we're done ripping on Tom Cruise & Brad Pitt in "Interview," we'll rip on Helena Bonham Carter's electric armpits in "Frankenstein"
  
• 22:49:43: @ miss_azizi I have glittery black pasties with silver tassels, will that do?
  
• 22:49:55: @ miss_michaele AWWWWWRIIIIIIIIGHT!
  
• 22:53:00: @ gentlyferal Ding dong dang, you lucky ducky!
  
• 22:53:29: @ miss_azizi <3
  
• 22:53:49: VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN DESIRES TO MAKE LOVE TO THIS REANIMATED TOAD
  
• 22:57:53: @ lostmustard Samuel L. Jackson is tired of these motherfucking unicorns on this motherfucking plane. G'night pookums
  
• 23:04:31: @ miss_azizi If he were a wedgie I'd pick him first
  
• 23:04:34: Brb rum
  
• 23:07:55: @ lostmustard OH SHI-- #dickbutt
  
• 23:14:45: @ lostmustard ;*
  
• 23:18:14: @ themarisayoung Never ever again, or just until your year of iyawo is done?
  
• 23:25:06: @ miss_azizi Voldemort
  
• 23:26:56: @ themarisayoung Yeah I was like, "don't most orishas like rum?" :< Can I ask why no hard liquor? Is it one of those "just cause" things?
  
• 23:27:12: @ themarisayoung Just BEcause, rather.
  
• 23:38:02: @ miss_azizi I think fashion magazines are the worst thing to happen to nudity since clothes."You're not pretty naked until you're a size 2."
  
• 23:38:30: @ miss_azizi Although I do concur with your opinion of the Jabbawockeez.
  
• 23:44:44: @ themarisayoung Wine is also delicious!
  

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