Jul 31, 2009 02:06
- 10:02:56: @ lostmustard waaaaaaaaafflllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee
- 10:06:11: ANDERSON COOPER IS ON REGIS AND KELLY MOTHER-FUCK HE IS HAWT
- 10:17:33: Time for work now. Still desire Anderson Cooper.
- 10:30:44: @ lostmustard aw :( i haven't had anything yet. Will probably nibble on tomatoes once i get to work
- 10:47:13: Dreamt last night that Raggy was here, and my darling looked fine as hell (as per usual). But alas, upon waking, Indonesia still has him :(
- 14:01:54: Herpy derpy doo
- 15:06:18: Oh man, home just in time to see some drama on Wife Swap. Throwin punches, whoohoo
- 15:24:48: @ roxxiecyber Salon dreads? Pft. Get real.
- 15:29:49: @ lostmustard Hello, bibbles!
- 15:33:05: ROFL, amazing. http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/ (via @ninacox)
- 15:39:35: @ thetidalrabbit Makes you want to fall down go boom?
- 15:46:37: I've found that watering down store-bought juice makes it last longer and taste better. Not so cloyingly tart/sweet. ^-^b #savemoney #kawaii
- 16:08:05: @ transnihilist Sorry, I'll leave now
- 16:10:30: LOLWUT IS THIS http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//2.jpg
- 16:10:56: @ transnihilist ROASTING A BABY OH GOD
- 16:11:43: RT @transnihilist: @ zolakathryn You're roasting me baby <--(read that in a frantic Irish accent and it's >9000 times better)
- 16:18:12: @ hematuria Lol, oh Nashville.
- 16:20:29: RT @ numberjohnny5 Stick this wisdom penis in your mind vagina. #fixed
- 16:48:55: @ numberjohnny5 You can accept my size 9 into Brown--is that good?
- 16:58:12: @ aireeka Pass me one!
- 16:59:39: This woman's accent on "The F Word" (w/ Gordon Ramsay) makes me want to kick puppies and fling kittens.
- 17:00:33: Early 90's slang is AWESOME!! PSSYYYYCCCH!!
- 17:01:12: @ switchbladephd Lol, I feel appropriately shamed. ...Not.
- 17:08:32: Gordon Ramsay's acerbic commentary pleases me. 1 part 'bastard' to 2 parts 'fuck' w/ a liberal sprinkling of 'arse'
- 17:10:43: @ numberjohnny5 Harlot!
- 17:11:41: @ lostmustard I literally just went "oh my god aaaahhhhhh!!" aloud, and my sister gave me a crazy look. Shit, that sounds fucking delicious.
- 17:13:03: @ numberjohnny5 I'M NOT THE ONE WITH POINTY NIPPLES HERE YOU CHUM-LADEN SCAB #gasp #gonetoofar
- 17:15:42: @ numberjohnny5 Yeah!
- 17:16:24: @ lostmustard Whatcha makin'?
- 17:19:20: @ lostmustard Mmmmm, delicious. I believe we're making some sort of Mexican tonight.
- 17:20:07: @ numberjohnny5 I am coated in hollandaise sauce, how did you know?
- 17:41:51: @ numberjohnny5 Ongoing e-mail prank? Sounds loltastic, mon frère!
- 18:29:26: @ numberjohnny5 whhaaaaaat
- 18:34:32: @ lostmustard *shakes tits*
- 19:02:23: @ TheManPower I recommend a nice fedora for catching melted faces. Hasn't failed me yet at face-melting shows ;P
- 20:57:27: @ thetidalrabbit Hey, I love you. Sure do <3
- 21:25:12: @ switchbladephd IT'S SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK! <--that's what they always say in the 'toons, right?
- 21:26:35: @ thetidalrabbit Perhaps you should just print this and post it in your workspace: http://bit.ly/18M31m
- 21:51:42: @ switchbladephd Do it and report back ASAP
- 21:51:51: @ LizRabbi What's up?
- 21:55:07: I just wounded @ manata in an assassination attempt. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
- 22:17:46: @ numberjohnny5 lol catnip turns our boycat freakishly violent.
- 22:31:01: I love this Family Guy episode that has the intro which mocks Law & Order. It pleases me ever so much
- 22:42:12: Just call me Mrs. Mojo Rising. No, i insist. It's really ok.
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