lol!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, captivetochaos sent to me...
Twelve tynkrxbells drumming
Eleven faeriewomans piping
Ten honeyjubilees a-leaping
Nine cows dancing
Eight sparkles a-milking
Seven colors a-knitting
Six dragons a-crocheting
Five be-e-e-eads
Four sugar gliders
Three pullip dolls
Two shiny things
...and an amigurumi in a robbie.