An exorcism ...

[captivebird]

This has been bubbling and brewing in my brain for several days since the silly photoshoot, and I need to spew it out. So I crave your indulgence … Parody is my paradigm!

(See: http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/pussy.html for original poem)

A piece of Snarry Nonsense Verse after Edward Lear, whereupon unlikely Lovers are United and Captain Jack Sparrow escapes from Enforced Solitary Confinement by Dastardly means once again!

Harry and Severus went to sea
In a battered old Tricorn hat.
They took some potion and plenty sun-lotion,
Wrapped in a robe black as a bat.
Young Potter peered up at dark sky above,
And berated the bright Dogstar,
‘O sexy Sirius! O Sirius my love!
What a great Godfather you are,
You are,
You are!
What a great Godfather you are!’

Snape sneered to annoy, ‘You idiot Boy!
How foolish to bewail his plight!
O let us not tarry - you’ve read all the Snarry -
But who can perform Nuptial’s rite?’
The wind whipped up strong, which blew them along,
Through oceans where Buccaneers roam,
On a desert island a Brigand did stand,
At the front of the shack now his home,
His home,
His home,
At the front of the shack now his home.

‘Ahoy there! Are you game, to live up to your name
As a Captain? Said Sparrow, ‘I be!’
So he told them to pray, and they married midday,
By Jack’s prerogative rank when at sea.
They dined and they fished, and the newly-weds wished
To depart on their honeymoon soon;
But the wily Brigand, had cast off from the sand,
And the odd couple had been marooned!
Marooned!
Marooned!
Yes, the odd couple had been marooned.

Finis

Thank you. I feel much better now that I’ve got that off my chest. : )