Reproduction Meme.
Think of the last 5 members of the opposite sex that you saw that you actually know. Now imagine what your kids would be like and list good and bad points for each. It doesn't matter if you don't like them like that you still have to imagine it.
(I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm at least changing good/bad to pro/con.)
1)Nick
PRO: They'd write well. They'd look great in blue. They'd be naturals in water.
CON: They'd have to compete w/ cats for attention. They'd have mental health issues. They lost so bad at having uncles.
2)Eric
PRO: They would be BRILLIANT and RIDICULOUSLY intuitive. Their eyes would get greener the older they get. (This is a pro in my book.)
CON: Their teenage skin would be fucking tragic.
3)Josh
PRO: They'd have mad social skills. They'd have great emotional maturity. They'd love learning.
CON: Coma like sleeping potential if they get Josh's sleep and my manic depression. Nick would consider them the ultimate target and scare the hell out of them in various superhero costumes.
4)Edward (MY FREAKING -BOSS-)
PRO: They'd always have at least one job opportunity... They'd be really loud.
CON: They'd have a half brother older than their mother. They'd be really loud.
5)Jake
PRO: They'd never change who they were to fit in. They'd be really frugal. They'd be tall.
CON: They'd be weird. They'd be too open minded and too honest and land themselves in trouble. They'd get sick a lot (but PRO have insane kill all immune systems.)
(I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm at least changing good/bad to pro/con.)
1)Nick
PRO: They'd write well. They'd look great in blue. They'd be naturals in water.
CON: They'd have to compete w/ cats for attention. They'd have mental health issues. They lost so bad at having uncles.
2)Eric
PRO: They would be BRILLIANT and RIDICULOUSLY intuitive. Their eyes would get greener the older they get. (This is a pro in my book.)
CON: Their teenage skin would be fucking tragic.
3)Josh
PRO: They'd have mad social skills. They'd have great emotional maturity. They'd love learning.
CON: Coma like sleeping potential if they get Josh's sleep and my manic depression. Nick would consider them the ultimate target and scare the hell out of them in various superhero costumes.
4)Edward (MY FREAKING -BOSS-)
PRO: They'd always have at least one job opportunity... They'd be really loud.
CON: They'd have a half brother older than their mother. They'd be really loud.
5)Jake
PRO: They'd never change who they were to fit in. They'd be really frugal. They'd be tall.
CON: They'd be weird. They'd be too open minded and too honest and land themselves in trouble. They'd get sick a lot (but PRO have insane kill all immune systems.)