I realize it's spam, still, this is an email I just got:
Hey,
I saw your journal on livejournal, you are hot! I thought I say hi. do you have any more pictures!
These are my pics:
Do you think I should send him some orc pin-ups to amuse him?
I'm truly flattered. Maybe he could turn into a full-fledged orc fancier. Could there be wedding bells in the future?