I am NOT insane!
My boss (you know, the King of Eagles) thinks I'm insane. I really don't understand that. I just taught his children a harmless little song:
"Eating bugs and killing things can make you grow so strong
throwing rocks and bashing people we do that all day long
A poke in the eye a slash to the throat
get lots of feathers for a new feather coat
hmmm hmmm hmmm
It's a sing-a -long
Stoke the fire, heat the pot
we'll eat eagle, that's all we got."
They liked that one so much, I looked at was happening around us and taught them one or two more.
Is that any reason for him to call me insane and to push psychiatric intervention?
I have been doing just fine since MEWT (My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist) disappeared.
I've been listening to my self help tapes. Well, not really listening to them, but I still have them. Ok, I have, you know, two of them. Somewhere. But I would listen to them if I could find them. And I certainly don't remember what they were about.
I'm still a vegan. Well, not really a vegan anymore. I kinda went to the less restrictive vegetarian life. Ok, I have eaten meat often on occasion. Lately. But I still eat my veggies. And I certainly would encourage others to do the same. Elves are classified as vegetable, aren’t they? Or are they all just a bunch of fruits?
I'm only singing about, ah, harming my boss, it's not like I've actually planned out anything diabolical. Well, not to any great detail, anyway. Ok, I may have sketched up a diagram or two. But its not like I actually went out and bought all the materials needed. And I didn't charge the expenses to the resort.
I'm just teaching the kids harmless Orc songs, anyhow, I'm not teaching them to be cannibals. Well, cannibalism may be implied in those songs, but not encouraged. Ok, maybe encouraged to some extent. But only in the "eat your victims enemies in order to enjoy a good meal gain their strength" sort of way. And I certainly would always never encourage such young, easily influenced innocent minds to think such things.
As for the Warg -- she is a completely awesome destructive force. To see her totally decimate her prey is a wondrous thing. The fear she elicits when she stalks through the resort reminds me of the power I used the have back when I was Captain of Cirith Ungol. The power to kill and maim at will. The power to reduce lesser beings to sniveling, whimpering piles of cowerdice with one look. The power to grind their bones into dust and to eat...
Ah... Sorry
Maybe I should go see if they ever did find MEWT (My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist) after he disappeared last year. Even if they only found his body the Warg could use a new chew toy I could pay my proper respects.
If not, I suppose I'll need a new MEWT.
"Eating bugs and killing things can make you grow so strong
throwing rocks and bashing people we do that all day long
A poke in the eye a slash to the throat
get lots of feathers for a new feather coat
hmmm hmmm hmmm
It's a sing-a -long
Stoke the fire, heat the pot
we'll eat eagle, that's all we got."
They liked that one so much, I looked at was happening around us and taught them one or two more.
Is that any reason for him to call me insane and to push psychiatric intervention?
I have been doing just fine since MEWT (My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist) disappeared.
I've been listening to my self help tapes. Well, not really listening to them, but I still have them. Ok, I have, you know, two of them. Somewhere. But I would listen to them if I could find them. And I certainly don't remember what they were about.
I'm still a vegan. Well, not really a vegan anymore. I kinda went to the less restrictive vegetarian life. Ok, I have eaten meat often on occasion. Lately. But I still eat my veggies. And I certainly would encourage others to do the same. Elves are classified as vegetable, aren’t they? Or are they all just a bunch of fruits?
I'm only singing about, ah, harming my boss, it's not like I've actually planned out anything diabolical. Well, not to any great detail, anyway. Ok, I may have sketched up a diagram or two. But its not like I actually went out and bought all the materials needed. And I didn't charge the expenses to the resort.
I'm just teaching the kids harmless Orc songs, anyhow, I'm not teaching them to be cannibals. Well, cannibalism may be implied in those songs, but not encouraged. Ok, maybe encouraged to some extent. But only in the "eat your victims enemies in order to enjoy a good meal gain their strength" sort of way. And I certainly would always never encourage such young, easily influenced innocent minds to think such things.
As for the Warg -- she is a completely awesome destructive force. To see her totally decimate her prey is a wondrous thing. The fear she elicits when she stalks through the resort reminds me of the power I used the have back when I was Captain of Cirith Ungol. The power to kill and maim at will. The power to reduce lesser beings to sniveling, whimpering piles of cowerdice with one look. The power to grind their bones into dust and to eat...
Ah... Sorry
Maybe I should go see if they ever did find MEWT (My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist) after he disappeared last year. Even if they only found his body the Warg could use a new chew toy I could pay my proper respects.
If not, I suppose I'll need a new MEWT.