Mar 20, 2002 13:21
I have finally gotten permission from My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist to leave the Halfway House for Wayward Orcs. It's not that I didn't enjoy the daily routine of counseling and group therapy; and I'm sure I'll miss the scheduled periods of medication meditation and Trivial Pursuit games. But it is time for me to make my own way in life. Besides, I'm not sure that constantly pointing out my past deeds is really a good way to encourage me to change my behavior... I mean some of my deeds (although arguably evil) were impressive. Take my wondrous battle with that lousy dungheap Gorbag... but I digress.
I have put all the horridness of my past life behind me and looking to become "a productive member of Middle Earth society" as MEWT (My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist) puts it.
First order of business: A job and a place to live.
Cheery day, all!
Shagrat, the reformed.