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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art ( Read more... )
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art ( Read more... )
FP: sup.
EB: oh, wow! hey, mr strider!
EB: nothing much over here, what's up with you?
EB: wait, is dave okay? it's not like you message me much...
FP: what. nah. chill.
FP: daves fine better than fine probably.
EB: oh good. you had me worried for a second there!
FP: and will you cool it on the mr strider thing.
FP: just call me bro
FP: only appropriate considering youre fucking my lil bro.
EB: uh!
FP: or being fucked by. i really dont need the goddamn details.
EB: er!
EB: i.
EB: hahaha. okay, okay, very funny mr strider!
EB: hehe yeah. haha.
FP: do you two think im fucking stupid or something i mean god damn.
FP: you two are about as subtle as a fucking wrecking ball to the face.
FP: how HIGH do you have to be to MISS something like that.
EB: oh.
EB: oh man.
EB: i'm sorry i know this must be really weird for you!
EB: i mean i just kind of come over every now and then and play video games with you guys and dork up the place.
EB: i mean you probably wanted dave to bring home a nice girl or something!
EB: which i'm obviously not!
EB: i mean the girl bit, not the nice bit.
EB: i mean, you think i'm nice right? you don't like hate me or anything?
EB: because that would really be pretty terrible, you don't, right?
EB: i don't think i could deal! if you hate me tell me why and i'll fix it, i promise!
EB: dave is really important to me and i love him, i mean it.
EB: it's not anything creepy and i promise we always use protection.
EB: not that we do stuff like that that often! i don't want you to think that i'm some like
EB: or that we're like
EB: oh god why am i still typing?
FP: kid.
FP: breathe. fucking breathe.
EB: doing that. breathing in and breathing out. not at all any panicking going down over here, no siree.
FP: think rivers and mountains and wind and the sound of rain. light some fucking tealights if thats what it takes to make you chill out.
EB: if i had a cd of whale songs or something, you know i'd be blasting that shit.
FP: dont doubt it.
FP: and come on man.
FP: what did you think i expected raising a kid in a forest of giant fucking puppet dick.
FP: hes like fucking pooh bear if christopher robin grew up to be a dirty bastard with an extensive collection of sex toys.
FP: goddamn robin hood of fuzzwood forest.
FP: make you like maid marion wouldnt it?
FP: maid marius. whatever.
FP: a raging case of queer and a fetish for nerdy guys with an orthodontic crisis is the least that could have happened.
EB: um. so. it's alright, then?
FP: no im just going through all this to warn you off him.
FP: gtfo and stop sending dave swords. thou hast heard me say my homo lil bro is not for thee.
FP: i've already arranged a marriage with a nice puppet-loving young lady in canada.
EB: haha, see, i know that's a joke and everything.
EB: but i'm still having a heart attack.
EB: ...did he like the sword?
EB: i mean, was it a good pick? i know nothing about swords. to be honest, when dave talks about them i sometimes zone out a little.
FP: he kicked my ass with it.
FP: so yeah nice job there kid.
FP: fuck should really stop calling you two kids. aint really kids any more.
EB: well...i guess not really! hehehe.
EB: um. thanks for being so cool with this mr strider.
FP: bro. seriously im telling you. bro is fine its what everybody calls me.
EB: that's gonna take a little getting used to.
FP: anyway youre gonna get off the computer soon.
EB: i am?
FP: daves gonna be on the phone to you in five.
EB: he is?
FP: he is so fucking predictable.
EB: he thought he needed to give it a good hour or so before it was cool to get in touch and say thanks, didn't he?
EB: so dumb, jeez.
FP: yeah p much man. fucking ridiculous guy.
EB: yep! he has all of the ridiculous. all of it.
FP: feel free to slap him up if hes being a dumbass.
EB: haha, oh man.
EB: i don't think i could do that if i tried!
FP: yeah.
FP: you take good care of him egbert.
FP: consider this like my fucking blessing or some shit.
EB: i will, don't worry!
FP: yeah i know.
EB: oh man, my phone's ringing.
FP: told you. hes like fucking clockwork.
EB: pfft hahaha, man. yeah. anyway later, bro!
FP: later john.
-- ectobiologist [EB] ceased pestering fuzzyPhallus [FP] -
Yeah, they're good kids.
They're going to be just fine.
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Just. Awesome stuff. Awesome. <3
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I just. THIS IS SO LOVELY AND. Oh god your BRO VOICE and just.
Dave! John! Bro giving the best blessing ever! Dave coming out post-sword-fight! I COULD GO ON BUT I AM TOO BUSY BEING GLEEFUL!
You have all my love. ALL OF IT. ♥ ♥
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Thanks for writing this up! ;)
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oh my god
this is one of the most beautiful things I have yet read in this fandom. Thank you so much. ♥
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