Back In The High Life Again!
Well, guess the fuck what? I had an appointment today, fer ta git muh wisdom tooth a-pullt out'n muh haid. I called ahead though, just to confirm. And it seems that somebody at Western Dental Services of Duarte, CA fiddled when they should have faddled and fucked the hell up, so my appointment has been rescheduled for May 10th. ISN'T THAT LOVELY? But it gets oh so very much better. Indignant, I let the Western Dent rep know just how disappointed I was in their service, and did they know I had to get out of work early, and blah dee blah blah blah...and by the way, now I need to get refills on my vicodin and penicillin prescrips, because of the pain, the infection might come back, blah blah blah disappointed blah blah in pain...neither of which is really true. I'd like to postpone that fucking tooth-pulling until the fucker just rots out, frankly, and I'm in hardly any pain at all! Except when I'm not riding the V-Train to Comaville, that is.
The point is, I was whiny and made a big deal out of nothing and now I get a refill on what has already become my favorite prescription narcotic. I'm well on my way to being a full-fledged drug addict! Hooray!!!
DRUGS AHOY!
YRS SINCERELY,
The Mayor of Junkietown
The point is, I was whiny and made a big deal out of nothing and now I get a refill on what has already become my favorite prescription narcotic. I'm well on my way to being a full-fledged drug addict! Hooray!!!
DRUGS AHOY!
YRS SINCERELY,
The Mayor of Junkietown