"Felix: Omg I'm getting so into typing like a moron, that I type www.paypalz.com
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Word.
Also: George Orwell's
awesome rant about the English language from 1945.
"When one watches some tired hack on the platform mechanically repeating the familiar phrases -- bestial, atrocities, iron heel, bloodstained tyranny, free peoples of the world, stand shoulder to shoulder -- one often has a curious feeling that one is not watching a live human being but some kind of dummy: a feeling which suddenly becomes stronger at moments when the light catches the speaker's spectacles and turns them into blank discs which seem to have no eyes behind them."
NO EYEBALLS.