A LITTLE KIPPAH HUMOR (WARNING: STUPID ADULT LANGUAGE CONTENT)
A LITTLE KIPPAH HUMOR (WARNING:STUPID ADULT LANGUAGE CONTENT)
For some time now I have been recording what people have yelled at me or said to me because I am a Jew. Here is the list at this time. On the top is what was yelled or spoken to me. Underneath, well, it is what I wished I could have said but didn't. This is here for a little humor. We might as well smile, right? Here goes!
"HITLER!"
I don't have a square moustache!
"NAZI!"
Okay then. No soup for you!
"CHRIST KILLER!"
I am not that old.
"Did you kill Jesus?"
I don't even know his street address!
"What's that on your head?"
It's a spiritual condom. I believe in safe prayer. Gotta keep my head covered.
"Do you believe in Jesus?"
Yes. It's you I do not believe in.
"Do you believe in the 'rapture'?"
Yes. It took place yesterday. So why are you still here asking stupid questions?
"STINGY!"
Oh, you know my accountant? His name is Stingy Hermopowitz.
"Jews do not believe in God."
So, does He believe in you?
"Look out! Here comes a Jew!"
Look out! Here comes an idiot!
"You don't eat pork?"
Pigs and Jews have an agreement. They don't eat us and we don't eat them.
"Do you have to wear a beard?"
Yes. Otherwise I would have to drag razor-sharp blades across my face.
"Are you a rabbi?"
Only in my dreams.
"You are a fake Jew."
This week I am. Next week I am the pope.
For some time now I have been recording what people have yelled at me or said to me because I am a Jew. Here is the list at this time. On the top is what was yelled or spoken to me. Underneath, well, it is what I wished I could have said but didn't. This is here for a little humor. We might as well smile, right? Here goes!
"HITLER!"
I don't have a square moustache!
"NAZI!"
Okay then. No soup for you!
"CHRIST KILLER!"
I am not that old.
"Did you kill Jesus?"
I don't even know his street address!
"What's that on your head?"
It's a spiritual condom. I believe in safe prayer. Gotta keep my head covered.
"Do you believe in Jesus?"
Yes. It's you I do not believe in.
"Do you believe in the 'rapture'?"
Yes. It took place yesterday. So why are you still here asking stupid questions?
"STINGY!"
Oh, you know my accountant? His name is Stingy Hermopowitz.
"Jews do not believe in God."
So, does He believe in you?
"Look out! Here comes a Jew!"
Look out! Here comes an idiot!
"You don't eat pork?"
Pigs and Jews have an agreement. They don't eat us and we don't eat them.
"Do you have to wear a beard?"
Yes. Otherwise I would have to drag razor-sharp blades across my face.
"Are you a rabbi?"
Only in my dreams.
"You are a fake Jew."
This week I am. Next week I am the pope.