You have made 4.265625 gallons and 35.5983639375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 30.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 196,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1092 kittens.
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