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Aug 09, 2009 01:06

1. Troll, Italy ( Read more... )

affected, 24, curse, past, policework, grab bag

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guardianed August 8 2009, 17:26:07 UTC
You have bad luck with trolls.

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captainshort August 8 2009, 17:26:53 UTC
I guess you could say they don't like me very much.

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guardianed August 8 2009, 17:27:31 UTC
Since they keep trying to kill you? I'd guess not.

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captainshort August 8 2009, 17:32:20 UTC
They try to kill everything. The first two times weren't strictly my fault-humans needed saving. Though I did question my sanity at the time, risking my life for the same people who kidnapped me.

The third time was a deranged pixie trying to exact revenge by trapping us with a herd of the bloodthirsty things.

After we were sprayed with troll pheromones.

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guardianed August 8 2009, 18:16:50 UTC
How lovely of them.

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captainshort August 9 2009, 02:24:32 UTC
It wasn't a great moment.

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guardianed August 9 2009, 02:26:16 UTC
I can imagine.

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captainshort August 9 2009, 02:28:52 UTC
The moment they realised we weren't actually female trolls, they got angry. Chased us onto an artificial mountain and cornered us up there. I was fully prepared to die, then. It didn't look like we had any way to get out of it-until a friend of ours saved us with his... ah, flatulence.

[ooc; sob some days i wish i were making this up.]

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1/2 guardianed August 9 2009, 02:30:11 UTC
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guardianed August 9 2009, 02:31:47 UTC
If I didn't know you were cursed today, I'd say you had to be lying.

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captainshort August 9 2009, 02:33:55 UTC
No one ever believes me the first time I say it, anyway. Dwarves are known for their gas. They actually use it when they tunnel-and the less said about that, the better. Let's just say Mulch overloaded the trolls' senses with this talents.

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guardianed August 9 2009, 02:35:48 UTC
...Joy.

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captainshort August 9 2009, 02:41:55 UTC
Hey, at least I didn't actively engage the trolls that time.

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guardianed August 9 2009, 02:43:09 UTC
That's a step.

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captainshort August 9 2009, 02:46:14 UTC
You learn after the first two times.

They have venom, you know. In their tusks. So if you get even a drop of it under your skin, you're sunk; it doesn't kill you, it's an anasthetic. But once a troll has a hold on you, it won't let go. I think they like elf meat, though maybe not as much as human.

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guardianed August 9 2009, 02:50:25 UTC
We've only got Gluttony-

I didn't know.

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