They try to kill everything. The first two times weren't strictly my fault-humans needed saving. Though I did question my sanity at the time, risking my life for the same people who kidnapped me.
The third time was a deranged pixie trying to exact revenge by trapping us with a herd of the bloodthirsty things.
The moment they realised we weren't actually female trolls, they got angry. Chased us onto an artificial mountain and cornered us up there. I was fully prepared to die, then. It didn't look like we had any way to get out of it-until a friend of ours saved us with his... ah, flatulence.
[ooc; sob some days i wish i were making this up.]
No one ever believes me the first time I say it, anyway. Dwarves are known for their gas. They actually use it when they tunnel-and the less said about that, the better. Let's just say Mulch overloaded the trolls' senses with this talents.
They have venom, you know. In their tusks. So if you get even a drop of it under your skin, you're sunk; it doesn't kill you, it's an anasthetic. But once a troll has a hold on you, it won't let go. I think they like elf meat, though maybe not as much as human.
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The third time was a deranged pixie trying to exact revenge by trapping us with a herd of the bloodthirsty things.
After we were sprayed with troll pheromones.
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[ooc; sob some days i wish i were making this up.]
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They have venom, you know. In their tusks. So if you get even a drop of it under your skin, you're sunk; it doesn't kill you, it's an anasthetic. But once a troll has a hold on you, it won't let go. I think they like elf meat, though maybe not as much as human.
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I didn't know.
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