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[captainshort]

[ voice ]

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

This sword is twice my height! How do they expect me to do my job when I can't even lift my weapon? [the dull clank of a sword against wood] Ridiculous.

[ooc; As if I could resist. Look at this image for reference of short redheads in armour. Yes, that is Alanna of Trebond. >_______> Shh

Comments

[cal_sitter]

Need a spare?

[captainshort]

Funny. Of course I should've asked you first.

[cal_sitter]

But you didn't.

[captainshort]

Yes, well, I was a little distracted by this damned armour.

[cal_sitter]

How bad is it?

[captainshort]

It's heavy and I'm small. What do you think?

[cal_sitter]

That you'll threaten me if I ask again?

[captainshort]

As if I could intimidate you, Leandros.

[cal_sitter]

As if you wouldn't try.

[captainshort]

Damn right I would.

[cal_sitter]

If you could manage to throw a piece of that armor, you might even come close.

[captainshort]

I'd love to. But it looks like the curse has it stuck until midnight.

[cal_sitter]

Fortunate for me.

[captainshort]

And both of us are far more fortunate than Robin right now.

[cal_sitter]

He's an adult. He can deal with it himself.

[captainshort]

You're just going to leave him in Xanadu?