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[captainshort]

[ voice ]

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

This sword is twice my height! How do they expect me to do my job when I can't even lift my weapon? [the dull clank of a sword against wood] Ridiculous.

[ooc; As if I could resist. Look at this image for reference of short redheads in armour. Yes, that is Alanna of Trebond. >_______> Shh

Comments

[fowlprodigy]

[This would be Artemis making sure he has a picture of the amusing occasion.]

[captainshort]

Master Fowl, what are you doing.

[fowlprodigy]

Making sure I can enjoy this moment when the curse has ended.

[captainshort]

I'm not exactly fond of clattering around in a suit of armour, Artemis. But I'm pretty sure my punches are better with these gloves on.

[fowlprodigy]

Precisely the reason I am at a distance and prepared to enter a separate room should you choose to take the opportunity to retaliate physically.

[captainshort]

If you remember, you were affected by a similar curse before.

[fowlprodigy]

I do not believe I have ever been in armor with a sword twice my size.

[captainshort]

No, but weren't you a wizard?

[fowlprodigy]

I am afraid I have never been a wizard.

[captainshort]

Or a Wise Man, or-

Ah. Of course, sorry. It was before your time, I guess.

[fowlprodigy]

The previous Artemis, I assume?

[captainshort]

Sometimes I forget how long I've actually been here. And you look exactly the same.

[fowlprodigy]

I should hope so.