I hate to love to change my mind...
...but John Mayer has an absolutely amazing blog (of which I would be proud, but DAMMIT, why him?):
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog (read "tanning professionally")
"Two years ago my grandfather was diagnosed with Carl Yastrzemski's disease and I was forced to give up sunbathing while I looked after him. It's a terrible illness, CY. Your face slowly becomes all profile - you have no real "front" to speak of. You appear to be looking away from people all the time. Undiagnosed sufferers of CY can often be accused of not paying attention, or loving birds."
Did he actually write that? Someone tell me he's just using another author's stuff.
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog (read "tanning professionally")
"Two years ago my grandfather was diagnosed with Carl Yastrzemski's disease and I was forced to give up sunbathing while I looked after him. It's a terrible illness, CY. Your face slowly becomes all profile - you have no real "front" to speak of. You appear to be looking away from people all the time. Undiagnosed sufferers of CY can often be accused of not paying attention, or loving birds."
Did he actually write that? Someone tell me he's just using another author's stuff.