Lessons I learned tonight.

Jan 07, 2011 23:41

1) It's official: Labyrinth > The Dark Crystal

2) Always carry your own Cuervo, because if there's one drink they don't have, that will be it.*

3) When I pay $25 to see something, I am capable of being whatever orientation I have to be at a given moment to get my money's worth.

4) So THAT'S the connection between the cowardly lion and the A Team theme.

5) I have a deep-seated aversion to wearing out my welcome, to the point where it;s often a struggle to hang around for more than pleasantries. The more people are around, the greater the impulse to leave so they can get on with their business.

* So far this has never applied to Lucky 13 Saloon... but watch for a knife switch.

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